Store-bought Doopy Donuts on us, in cupcake form

“Donuts!” Carlos whimpered. “Donuts!”
“Not just donuts,” Cody said. “Store-bought Doopy Powdered Donuts!”
-- from Curse of the Bizarro Beetle

Calling all Upstate New Yorkers, and those who aspire so to be ...

After toiling away over hot computers for the past two years to bring the world our opus, Splurch Academy for Disruptive Boys, we have neither principles nor morals left. We are not above bribery, in any of its forms, to get bodies to our release party on Friday, August 20 at 7 p.m. at the Pittsford, NY (Rochester) Barnes & Noble store in the Pittsford Plaza, 3349 Monroe Avenue, Rochester, NY. We will bring cupcakes. Store-bought Wegmans cupcakes. If you won't come for Literature, come for the snacks.

If you'd prefer store-bought Doopy powdered donuts, just let us know.